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[–] 44 points 3 years ago (2 children)

WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO BURN THE PASTA

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  • [–] 20 points 3 years ago

    Castlevania: Circle of the Front Burner

    Castlevania: Simon's Lunch

    Castlevania: Dawn of Supper

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  • [–] 18 points 3 years ago

    If your food isn't cooked on the Symphony of the Night stove then I don't want it

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago*

    Burnt? No, dinner has just gone through a DARK METAMORPHOSIS

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    You new castlevania game was Bloodstained:Ritual of the Night, and it's amazing!

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Unless you got tricked into getting the terrible switch version. Utter crap, I definitely regret backing the game. They had the gall to tell us the game would work on Wii U and Vita back then. In the end it was almost unplayable on the Switch.

    I got a PC version long after that (only because it was cheap), and yeah, that one is good.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Who needs a stove? If you’re hungry, have some wall meat.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago

    That's a weired looking pachinko machine.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago

    It was not by my hand that I am once again baking cake. I was brought here by my wife, who wished to make her dessert.

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  • [+] 8 points 3 years ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
    [–] 7 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    Obra prima de algum brasileirinho iluminado!!

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    Ahhh alucard, still cooking with gas I see? I'll not ask you to switch to an electric stove, but I demand you stop baking at once!

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    Hey don't worry! The new Castlevania is cookin :)

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    Now that's a dedicated fan.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    It's all fun and games until you get to the Inverted Range

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    What would you rather have though

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago (1 child)

    What's the point of putting a design on the sides that no one will see once the stove is installed?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago (1 child)

    Ummm... This is fake people

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