That label was covered by part of the box and so I ate the pizza before opening it and now I have an infection.

Who do I sue?

I’m hoping that whomever created this meme realizes that the pizza box maker probably put that there as a joke, and it’s not a serious warning.

what are you gonna tell me next, that i need to open the door before going to another room? 😭

If that ugly cardboard box thinks it can tell me what to do I will win that argument at all cost!

Remove clothing before ironing.

we're going to make it, the box is mostly fiber anyways.

Safest way to ensure I WILL eat this meme: tell me not to.

Maybe they mean to open it early to cool it down?

I'm hoping it's not because someone was forcing the pizza cutter through the box

But the skin is the best part!

Shaka, when the walls fell.

Instructions unclear. Got my dick caught in a toaster. Again.

"Come on! My kids are starvin'!"

"This should help you calm down. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr... 'Fuck You, I'm Eating.'"

was about to be funny and say it's biodegradeable, but it turns out humans can't digest cardboard.

the more you know.

See, now because of me there's a warning.

Good for the advice, because the difference of a US Pizza and the cardboard taste don't exist.

Why does that pizza taste like glass and plastic?

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in meme.