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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Peanut butter and pickle sandwich or Popcorn with ketchup tacos (midwest.social)

submitted 2 years ago* by Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social

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[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Yeah but peanut butter and pickle is actually a good sandwich. Should use sweet pickles instead of dill though.

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[–] cas919@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Also add bacon, banana, onion, and maple syrup for a real treat. I call it a “sticky pig”

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[+] voracitude@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

More like sickly pig.

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[–] huginn@feddit.it 8 points 2 years ago

I had invited you until you said sweet pickles.

Dill or die.

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[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

It's delicious with dill, never tried sweet but that's an idea. Like, bread and butter pickles or just sweet?

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[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago

My mom always packed it in my lunch with plain old sweet pickles, but the bread and butter pickles are also fine.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

If these are my only two choices for sustenance, I'm taking the PB&P.

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[–] Alice@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

I'm eating my own legs first but PB&P is a close second.

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[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

If God is real he's never coming back here

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[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago

I don’t think he was ever here in the first place

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[–] Downcount@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Can I choose the type of popcorn?

[–] Noxar@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Am I weird for thinking both of these options look great?

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[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Less weird, and more deeply disturbed

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

I'll take a popcorn ketchup taco in a crunchy shell.