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[–] 14 points 2 years ago

Bed will never complain if you sleep in

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Bed is wet

    Wait why is bed wet?

    Who pissed my bed?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Marry me, bed.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago*

    Bed is a weird name for a dog.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Bed is probably nicer than most of people

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Bed is always there for you

    Unless you're unhoused...

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Cue the alarm!

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago*

    I wish I was some animal or something. I am so tired of all the shit that I am going through.

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