They probably said this about disco and sliced bread too.

Didn't read, sorry. Reddit brain made my brain work not so good.

Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edx9D2yaOGs

I dare you to watch this entire video

I mean yeah we've known this for a while now but the phrasing makes it sound deliberately panic inducing

Hasn't it already?

You guys try talking to people online outside the Fediverse (and even here sometimes)? It's like Idiocracy is happening IRL.

"Everyone else has killed their attention span apart from me"

I say as I scroll past several posts without a through.

If you're looking that good, you don't have to know anything.