Sometimes a big fart releases the pressure and buys you some more sleep time.

Penis: it’s fucking time

And hopefully you dont snooze off to waterly dreams

I don't know what this meme is trying to say, pee is stored in the balls after all.

Every single goddamn day... It doesn't matter when I need to be up, that time can change, and no matter what I always have to pee one hour before I need to be up.

I hate my brain more than anything in the entire universe, but my bladder is a close second lol

This was me this morning and I hate it.

Certainly feels eternal at 6:50. On the bright side, if you decide to get up and answer nature's call, the feeling of slipping back under the already-warm covers is unbeatable.

Every damn morning