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[–] 46 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

Ah of course, the well known Highly Transmittable Male Ligma

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Do you have CSS as well? I heard if you get one you probably have the other.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    std::cout << "Do you have HTML?";

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    HTML has nothing to do with sex.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'm afraid this will be underappreciated, but you have my upvote.

    ..and my axe (or something)

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Okay then - I mean it's a missed opportunity to also choose this guy's wife (maybe Lemnify that a bit and say to also choose this person's partner?), but it works for me! :-P

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    43 percent thought God helped Tim Tebow throw touchdowns. Let's keep this going.

    What keeping this going might look like: Less than half can name all 3 branches of US government, with 26 percent unable to name a single branch.

    Only about one third of Americans know that it's Thomas Jefferson on the nickel.

    These people vote.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago*

    Surely you mean <ul>....<ol>....

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago*

    Only 1 in 100 Americans knows that HTML was named for "hot metal" after a type of ancient torture device.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Searx (search engine) : how to treat Html?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    As long as they don't screw with the code

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    They might have a point.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    They say sixty-five percent of all statistics

    Are made up right there on the spot

    Eighty-two-point-four percent of people believe 'em

    Whether they're accurate statistics or not

    Now, I don't know what you believe

    But I do know there's no doubt

    I need another double-shot of something ninety-proof

    I got too much to think about

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Half of them, seriously?

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