I love falling asleep to DS9, and I've collected a few episodes that put me right out.

These ones are great

Progress s01e14

Prophet motive s03e16

__ these ones are still sleepy but have some problems __

The nagus : some ferengi table pounding, an explosion (not too loud though)

Vortex : one very short phaser fight, some odo grunting, and a ship explosion

The house of quark : one fight, early in the episode

The visitor s04e03: one alarm sequence early in the episode, but so sleepy it made the list

A simple investigation s05e17: a single phaser shot, an a short brawl

Anyone have any other episodes with no explosions/phasers/alarms/births?

I'd like to add some voyager episodes but I feel like most have been pretty intense in my latest rewatch.