Had to double-check the community name on this one 😅

They should recruit and assemble a flame thrower unit to fight the fire with fire.

The headline about the mayor of New York ordering the NYPD to shoot floodwater if it doesn’t disperse was funnier.

What if they got cops to point their guns at it and scream, "GET ON THE GROUND!"? I bet that'd work better.

They should ask the trees what they were wearing and then tell them that a spark is a beautiful living thing. If they're not willing to let an innocent little spark become a beautiful little flame, then the trees and anyone who helped them are all murderers.

Have we tried nuking them?

I'm from Texas and this one nearly got me...

Surround it with barbed wire!!

Would be better than what he's using them for now.

I mean, he does have a grudge against trees

They should hire These Guys!