Florida Cops be like:

"Shots fired"

What I love about this controversy is that it puts the silliness on full display.

They have forced women to carry ectopic pregnancies [which by definition will never go to term] so they shouldn't have a problem defending the 'life' of the frozen eggs.

“For that matter, all masturbatory emissions where his seed was clearly not seeking an egg could be termed reckless abandonment.”

upvoted for being biologically accurate.

also what happens if i start chucking these at cops from across the florida-alabama border?

Report: Deadly weapon

Bullshit! I built a house out of these and it's a fucking mess