Nazi Punks Fuck Off! -The Dead Kennedys
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Killing in the Name by RatM. I'm a simple man.
Don't Stop Me Now. It's a classic and it never fails to get me hyped up.
Same! But it would be in the pub and with pool cues in time to the music.
X gon give it to ya is still a great choice
Reminds me of Nobody Speak by dj shadow ft rtj
Aw shit that's a great video
Gay Bar, Electric Six
Ghetto Boys - Still
I'd treat them like a printer with a PC load letter error.
The ending solo from Free Bird
Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas. We make eye contact and start facing off during the acapella part, then the guitar comes in perfectly timed with a kick to Clarence Thomas' nuts.
Clarence Thomas probably used to be tough as shit, considering he was a conservative Black man in the 80's.
That said, he's had it coming for at least a decade, and I'll take my shot. Even if I lose, it's a fight worth fighting.
Soundtrack: "Ju$t" by Run the Jewels, "Sleep Now in the Fire" by RATM
Hardware store by Wierd Al.
THEY'VE GOT ALAN WRENCHES GERBIL FEEDERS TOILET SEATS ELECTRIC HEATERS
I'm going to go with "banana phone" by Raffi ... No one will ever forget it.
Everyone is picking metal, punk, rock songs. The classic genres for a fight. I'm think it's already pretty absurd fighting the Supreme Court in a White Castle parking lot. I imagine that they would be in their gowns in the ring surrounded by a bunch people. Maybe a car or two to light up the ring. Bookies taking bets on everyone fighting. Me standing in the ring, buzzed off some whisky and a few lines of cocaine. Slipping on my brass knuckles, jumping around getting hyped up. Coach in the my corner going over the game plan.
Somewhere in the crowed is Dana White, pleased to make a boot load of money off this fight.
Then the music starts, it's the Muppets singing Mahna Mahna.
Hey man, I picked The Spinners.
Meshuggah, Bleed.
Hip to Be Square, of course.
Rammstein - Du Hast
Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse.
Rusty Cage - Soundgarden
Probably "Fortunate Son"
If I take Clarence Thomas down first I should be able to handle the rest of them easily and then I can go back for more of Clarence Thomas again at the end.
Electric Six - McDonalds
MC Hammer - Can't Touch This
SPT - Shit's Fucked
Additional question: which are you hitting first? It's a tough choice but I think I go Alito. Smug little shit, and I bet he drops easy.
Kavanaugh. To see if beer comes out of his ass.
I'm not even American, but I would gladly hop across the pond on pure hate alone to fight all of them.
Classical music always makes me angry, for some reason. There's just something that irks my central nervous system when I hear it. It is excellent when I need the extra omph during especially heavy lifting sets.
I would choose Brahms or something. Then I would be extra merciless when fighting
I don't care what the song is, but it should be blasting out of the speakers of a Ford Focus with an after market spoiler and LED underglow.
I want to break free -Queen
But I'm gonna need the video projected onto a near by building wall.
At least the calico elf cow rolling orgy segment.
Guile's Theme.
“When they found Clarence Thomas in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took them two days to thaw him out for the autopsy…”
Or maybe Cotton Eyed Joe.
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