Bwahahahaha get fucked you unbearable scumsucking dork

I mean just look at his fucking sentence construction with the rule of three and the cute internal rhyme/alliteration on “ideology/inevitability/individual”

I’m sorry, and this isn’t massively SneerClub except insofar as the death bit is obviously very Yud-coded, it’s just this quote came up again in the middle of a long and really bleak article, and for whatever reason I just burst out laughing

He’s always so goddamn indignant, like he’s being bullied for his lunch money but he came prepped with the most badass comebacks he could think of in the mirror - I mean seriously, read the quote back to yourself out loud and see if it would ever work outside “an online libertarian journal”, let alone on a stage

Look at his fucking face, how does this guy get up in the morning and not only take himself seriously, but take himself that goddamn seriously

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[–] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I hate that billionaires like him see a country like New Zealand, and decide to build their apocalypse escape bunkers there, then say: “this country is perfect, but it just needs a few policy changes to make it exactly like America, the country I’m fleeing”

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  • [–] [S] 17 points 2 years ago*

    “In 2022, Andreessen [owner of however many multi-multi-million $ properties] and his inveighed against building multi-family housing in their swanky Peninsula hometown of Atherton - average annual income $539,000, median home price $7.9 million - with an email to city government that read: ‘Please IMMEDIATELY REMOVE all multi-family overlay zoning projects from the Housing Element which will be submitted to the state in July. They will MASSIVELY decrease our home values, the quality of life of ourselves and our neighbours and IMMENSELY increase the noise pollution and traffic’

    Like there’s already the completely twisted economic logic of housing as a personal investment, propped up by too many governments everywhere who can’t afford to lose votes by pointing out that it’s been nonsensical and unsustainable for decades, but to then add to that the logic of doing it even when you don’t have any genuine perverse incentive to insist on making ROI from the resale value of your house

    Just “I’m white as shit and this is what we do when we’re billionaires too”

    You know, if you can remotely put aside the less-than-dogwhistling racism for a second

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Somewhere in the world there is a McLaren F1 engineer who is cursing himself every day for being a competent engineer.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    what could have been

    this happened before thiel got idea of his stupid antieducational prize, which indirectly resulted in buterin making ethereum

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    You know, one of the things I resent the most about shits like Thiel and Andreessen and Altman going around with ideas like supervillains from a Saturday morning cartoon is that whenever I try to talk to other people that aren't familiar with them about their ideas, those ideas are so excessive and ridiculous that I end up looking like a crank and conspiracy theorist just talking about them.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    I end up looking like a crank and conspiracy theorist just talking about them.

    There are good reasons to warn people to not read more sneerclub content esp when they are not familiar with this stuff already. It just makes you look insane. (being a honest fan of the LW writings does the same of course).

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    He has 10 surviving kids, not that many partners iirc (but don't look into the age gaps for his partners if you don't want to see a creepy pattern, but I try not to focus on his exes that much, as while some of them post sneerworthy content I don't think 'being an ex of a billionaire shithead' makes people a valid sneertarget for their silly rightwing SV opinions). But yeah it is strange how often that kind of light eugenics stuff comes up. (See also Epstein) Combined with his anti immigrant stances and SA background it is a pretty bad. (What is also creepy about the man how he is dragging X (who he is in a custody battle over) to all his events, and that is basically the only kid you see him in public with. But as far as Musk goes, he really is the odd one out of the bunch, as he really seems to believe a lot of the dumb shit the mega rich peddle to other people, like the meritocracy. You can also see just how little he understood of all of this by his stances on paperclip AGI 'just make them not kill humans' [sounds of Yud crying]. And the we might be in a simulation argument (of which he takes the ancestor simulation part to argue that we live most likely in a simulation (iirc the og argument goes to 'we might' and doesn't try to argue we prob do (which is a different and dumber argument)).

    And say what you want about Thiel at least he isn't' trying to breed a race of mini-Thiels (he just educates them).

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    yeah well since gawker god knows what people aren’t covering about thiel’s breeding programme

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    He prob breeds the new mutant Chernobyl wolves.

    Edit: no I do not mean it like that you damn furries! (I realized I made an error in phrasing here).

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    @Soyweiser @bamfic

    Also Musk’s grandfather, a raging racist and antisemite who, if I recall correctly, moved from Canada *to* South Africa because of apartheid.

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    i had a moment and i wanted to share it with everybody

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Sir, this is a society

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Wait Thiel doesn’t think everyone will die? Is he one of those cryo nuts on top of everything else?

    Shit dude even the pre-socratics come to us via a long game of telephone. Ideas die too.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Yes, he intends to be frozen as a fashion statement.

    His belief is such that he has signed up with Alcor, the leading company in the field of cryogenics, to be deep-frozen at the time of his death – as much as an ‘ideological statement’, he says, as in any expectation of being thawed out any time in the near future. ‘In telling you that I’ve signed up for it [cryogenics], there’s always this reaction that it’s really crazy, it’s disturbing. But my take on it is it’s only disturbing because it challenges our complacency.’

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/11098971/Peter-Thiel-the-billionaire-tech-entrepreneur-on-a-mission-to-cheat-death.html

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    the leading company in the field of cryogenics

    I'm sorry, how do you measure that? Aren't all companies exactly tied in cryogenics for having successfully revived exactly ZERO people?

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    @V0ldek They haven't accidentally unplugged a freezer yet?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Is that actually true? Have they been audited? One problem with long-term storage is "long-term" is a thing that humans are bad at.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    But my take on it is it’s only disturbing because it challenges our complacency.

    Peter what in the Sam fuck are you talking about?

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    He looks like he's in the early stages of being possessed by a Dark Overlord from Howard the Duck.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    I stand against confiscatory taxes, totalitarian collectives, and the ideology of the inevitability of the death of every individual,

    “And that’s why I’m announcing project Kenjaku-Orochimaru, where I find twinks to transplant my brain into”

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    "Confiscatory taxes" as opposed to what? Voluntary ones? Just say you don't like taxes as if we couldn't guess already.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    I don't usually comment on appearance but his face does have the angular qualities of a tangram puzzle

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Wait until he hears about the autonomous collective.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    What even is an "authoritarian collective"? An oligarchy? A plutocracy?

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