The Onion is doing what 'real' media should've been doing.

That's a good play on words.

“Let me be clear: Our war is against Hamas. We have explicitly instructed our commanders that they should take pains so there are as few innocent men, women, and children in Gaza as humanly possible.”

Brutal. Well done, Onion writers

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1.15% of the population already died. Not all of them civilians.

It's