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[–] 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That's not a nice thing to do to the employees who clean this.

Also a waste of food.

Yeah, I don't like this post, this post sucks.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Who the hell is carrying around an Atlantic salmon in a garbage bag?? I'm having retail PTSD here...

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Number 3 is obviously throwing up - it's the third most common use of a toilet.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I thought number 3 was a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    Imagine instead of breaking down food you ate even further, your body reconstructed it so you shit out a whole fish like this if you happen to have sushi that day.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    That's kinda the balance between plants vs. animals actually? With bacteria in the middle. Animals die, bacteria rot it, plants grow up tall, then we eat plants, repeat. :-P We also breathe in O2 and exhale CO2 while they do the opposite. So from the plants' POV, that's kinda what we do to them?-P.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    I thought number 3 was when you poop in the urinal

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    You need to chew your food.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    One fish, two fish. Three fish: poo fish.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    This post seems fishy!

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    Maybe next we could do a number 4? That's when you poop while holding hands!

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    He looks so peaceful

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    I just ate some number 3 🤤

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Naw, that's a reverse skibidi if I ever saw one.

    Edit: so many downvotes, that I am at least going to show my reasoning on this:-P.

    Skibidi = man comes out

    Reverse skibidi = fish goes in?

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