Nope not getting doxxed today 👍

Wonkey Dong. Unfortunately fits pretty well

I think I might get more popular. Call me Donkey Dong.

Monkey Bong ... It's so me

What if the first letter in your first name is a D, and the first letter in your second name is a K?

Does that mean you get to be the Big Man himself?

If your names start with vowels, you get whale noises

Bonkey Bong. Good shit.

Jonkey Bong, or alternatively Ronkey Bong.

No clue what a "Ronkey Bong" might be, but I feel like Jonkey Bong kinda perfectly describes when you're trying to hit your buddies homemade contraption that is both jank and wonky.

Could also apply to that same buddies old bong that's held together by duct tape and years of resin build up that they refuse to stop using because "I've had it since college, it was my first".

Monkey Gong kinda slaps tho

Donkey Cong lol... DC. Not very inventive.

There have got to be about a million people who will just be Donkey Kong.

Sonkey Cong. I feel like one of those offbrand third party games your tech illiterate aunt buys you for a game system you don't have.

Donkey Dong. Eh, I take it.

Tonkey Bong

Bonkey Mong ... I dunno about this one.

Donkey Song.

Nice, quite nice actually. Music to my ears!

Jonky Fong, wasssaaaaap!

Jonkey Hong. My new name feels odd ..

Donkey Cong?

Honkey Tong. Hmm

Donkey Song.

Sonkey Song

Maybe I'm related to River :-D

Fonkey Vong, yeah I can live with that.

Also monkey dong over here

Conky Rong, I suppose there are worse combos.