There's a real precise window of time the wheels of justice have to finish grinding before they hit the concrete barrier at the end of the road

How does one reconcile that statement with the aphorism "Justice delayed is justice denied"?

Tell that to the people who rot in prison for decades before being exonerated and receive little to no compensation when they're freed (if they're freed at all).

Fapper_McFapper is right.

"The mills of the gods grind slowly, but they grind exceeding fine."

He defines “best” differently than we do. As far as I can tell it means “most willing to do the corrupt shit I tell them to”

He does get the best people at being the worst at whatever he is hiring them to do.

He does get the best people at being the worst at whatever it is he is hiring them to do.

One step at a time, till death do us part

Prosecutors hate this one simple trick!

But surely 74 million votes can’t be wrong, right? /s

Wouldn't be surprised, he was rumored to be almost broke before he ran in 2016. He has made millions off his cult members, and all the foreign nationals that just wanted to fly 1/2 way around the world to spend money at a Trump hotel for "no reason", but he has been bleeding money since losing in 2020.