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Shit is going down in Paris! Quick, alert the... (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Get doxxed bitch, I know what you look like now

Would be a good reaction image. Or the base for a soyjack...

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  • [–] [S] 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    I'm hideous.

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    • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    tel://0800 ZUT ALORS

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    [–] 32 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    I'm just glad the reflection of the photo taker doesn't include a naked dude.

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    • [–] 26 points 2 days ago

    Bodum t'ssh

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    [–] 19 points 2 days ago

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    [–] 1 point 1 day ago

    Alert the bodum?

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    [–] 9 points 2 days ago

    Hey thats funny you can't do that here

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    [–] 6 points 1 day ago

    Just plunging all of France into chaos

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    [–] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

    ...Internet?

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  • [–] 18 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    ...Cafetiere?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    i think in the US they call it a 'French Police'

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    • [–] 7 points 2 days ago

    Terrible pun. Thank you

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    [–] 2 points 1 day ago*

    It took me a second, but I got it.

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    [–] 4 points 1 day ago* (3 children)

    Alert the.. tea pot? Idk

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    • [–] 5 points 2 days ago

    Magnifique

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