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[–] 82 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Lol, of course the CEO is some Christian fundamentalist whack job. Wild country we live in. We really do get a front row ticket to the freak show.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 days ago* (1 child)

    I'm forever sickened by what the rich have done to the Christian faith, and how they've systematically and very intentionally destroyed literacy. (Not just of the Bible, either...)

    They did so because "radical Christianity" used to be extremely antithetical to sociopathic capitalist ideals, so they hit it hard and early in this country's history.

    If a majority of people who identified as "christian" actually behaved as such, we'd be in a vastly better timeline. Radical Christians would be making their communities resistant to ICE, famine, drouts, and whatever other stupid disasters we've been dealing with.

    Developing non lethal protection is one thing, but implements to help the State to do what they've been doing? Disgusting. Beyond measure.

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  • [–] 35 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    When are the shock collars for ice agents gonna be available?

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  • [–] 33 points 3 days ago* (1 child)

    I like how they don't work well through clothing or hair.

    Since their less-lethal devices won't work, they'll have no choice but to just shoot anyone who gives them any lip while wearing clothing or having body hair.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    Next up: Protesters must be nude and completely depillated.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    I think we can all agree that the best use for these is ice being idiots and shocking each other

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  • [–] 20 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Oh yeah, get your water bottles ready folks!

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  • [–] 7 points 3 days ago

    ICE gon' be like:

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  • [–] 14 points 3 days ago* (1 child)

    I wonder what would happen to their hands when hit with an EMP or a microwave emitter?

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  • [–] 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Or if they simply went to the bathroom with the gloves still on, and on.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    What happens if you hit a 3.7v l-ion battery with a blunt object?

    unrelated, how many bones in the human wrist?

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    Seems like the vulnerable hit box on a boss to me.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago

    This will go well.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago*

    I get access forbidden when looking into the manual.

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