Cruelty is they're goal.

I hope they get rained on and glitch out dead.

Oh, this won't be abused.

What kind of looney tunes shit is this

Quit hitting yourself childhood antics may soon become handy and vital for survival.

What kind of useless can’t-get-work-anywhere-else fuckwad engineers design this shit? Flock not hiring anymore?

Tragic masturbation accident incoming.

What dystopian sci-fi story did this idea come from?

Gonna be a fun time to wear conductive outer layers of clothing. I wonder how good these gloves' sort circuit protection is...

Why am I laughing at this? Is it because reality has become so ridiculously like a dark graphic novel?

Now we’re going to get grope-shocked by idiots who probably shock themselves before they get their hands on us.

Looking forward to the officers accidentally shocking their nuts when they scratch their balls