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[–] 97 points 1 week ago (1 child)

"Sir this ticket is for the wrong train. This is the A line. You're meant to be on the feline."

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  • [–] 23 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I imagine he just looked at the guys phone like:

    blink blink

    And was probably socially awkward about how to tell him thats not a train ticket.

    While at the same time realizing that the cat looks socially awkward too. So this guy took a picture of his cat, while making some OTHER mistake that has the cat feeling unsure how to proceed.

    Then he probably wondered all day what he said to that cat.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 week ago

    valid ticket. good day sir

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  • [–] 14 points 1 week ago

    So, did the conductor accept it?

    The cat tax value alone should cover the cost of a ticket.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    That could be taken as a threat.

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  • I would kneel, and tell him to board with an honorific.

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