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[–] 24 points 3 days ago

cmon atleast try to hide the gemini watermark

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  • [–] 19 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Am I the only one who reads this like a threat?

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  • [–] 13 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    Can threats be deeply spiritual?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago

    The gates of the afterlife shall be barred to you. Neither the succor of Heaven nor the suffering of Hell will await thee, o cursed one. You will walk the Earth a silent ghost until time itself fails to persist. There shall be no rest for the wicked, from now until the collapse of all things.

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    [–] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

    All I ask is to have the billionaires head 🥹

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago

    Fortune cookie typa shit

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago

    My delivery driver:

    Good things come to those who wait

    Well, shit…

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago

    The economy's so bad that fortune cookies are just fortunes on a text message now.

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