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[–] 103 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I lost the game. Now prepare to die.

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  • [–] 65 points 2 years ago

    Fuck you. Respectfully.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago

    It's an older meme, but it checks out.

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago*

    YOU SON OF A BITCH!

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    I lost da game? I'm too stupid for the joke apparently

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    [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    I hope you stub your little toe twice today.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    Man that was a couple year streak I think,a new record

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This is sofa king wee Todd did

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Is there a name for processing language this way? I've written letters formatted in this manner as a challenge.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Fuck you dude

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I had to say it in an American accent to get it (also fuck you)

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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Jokes on you. I don't know how to properly pronounce english so it sound like nosense for me.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    I lost the game. I'm not even mad.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago
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    Thanks for making me lose the game by accident.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Can someone explain the joke? I don’t get it

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Back in the day there was this thing called the game. Everyone is playing regardless of if they want to or not. The point of the game is to not think about the game. If you're not thinking about the game, you're winning. The second you think about the game, you've lost the game. Once that happens you are required to announce to everyone around you that you lost the game, making them also lose the game.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I get it now thanks to you but I still think it's stupid.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    As someone who has only ever "played" "the game" to make other people lose, I'm pretty sure I actually win.

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    I lost the game.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    I had to read a couple of times. Ffs.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Wow, I think it's been years. I lost the game (after at first misreading "dug" as "drug"). Good night!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    A game where the goal is to not think about the game. Which means reading "you/I lost the game" makes you think about the game, therefore losing.

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