Oh, how I would enjoy the discussion that would follow. And oh, how they would not.

Seems to me the obvious solution is to unplug your headphones. Put the stuggles-with-consent-like-the-rest-of-them fame seeker (how pious) on the defensive and force the airline to make a decision.

I will start spouting old Cult of Nugget talking points from my DayZ RP server days in response.

"Behold, for we embark on this trip in the Nugget's crispy glow. Ye, this vessel is blessed for it is very much like a fry basket, and we are all made in the image of the holy basket. If we fail to reach our destination fear not friends, for we will joint our fellow morsals on the eternal counter of complete orders. All hail the holy Nugget, all glory to the deep fryer which embraces us in it's eternal warmth. Please open your menu's to the brunch section, and let us pray. Oh holy Nugget, I owe you everything. For I was hungry and you gave me a fluffy breaded exterior. My fingies were dry and you gave me oil. My nostrils bored and you gave them aromas. My brain big sad and you gave me an endorphin hit. In Nugget's name we pray. Hooray."

"Having a religion is much like having a penis. It's all well and good to have one, and one can even be proud of it. However, when you whip it out in public and bandy it about to my face, we will have problems."

• Dame Maggie Smith

Fuck that. I'd be the first one to shout "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" if someone started preaching on my flight. Stupid arrogant motherfuckers think they can do whatever they want.

seen the fuckin crazies do this on busses and trains too. it's annoying as fuck

Another normal day in the Federal Republic of Dumbfuckistan...

There’s unfortunately very little airline staff can do to stop this.

Bullshit. The flight attendants and especially captains’ word is law on a plane. They say stop and they don’t they can and should absolutely charge them with disobeying the instructions of airline staff (something we see all the time) and blacklist them.

I can’t see someone trying this on a plane full of Aussies and not catching hands.

We all know which country all these weirdos are from.

Matthew 6:1 - do not practice righteousness just to be seen by people.

Matthew 6:5 - prayer is not meant to become a performance for attention.

Imagine if Islam preachers (or whatever is the equivalent role) were doing that.

Sky Daddy, I'm up here so close to you! Can you hear me? SSKKKYY DDAADDDY?!

sky martial could chain her in the bathroom. out of an abundance of caution

When's the Satanic Temple getting in on this?

I would sing baby shark loudly. I shut up when they shut up. And I can belt.

Think I'd get out and walk the rest of the way.

being that i am held captive in the tube, can i consider this a form of assault?