I'd summon Mitch McConnell and make him watch reasonable people lead happy lives.

I cried laughing so fucking hard at this and woke my friend up that then had to see why i was dying

“Oh, looks like we hit the end of their discography. But I don’t want to disappoint you, Mr president. Your contributions in the past created something marvelous today. Have you ever heard of local AI?”

SOMETIMES I TAKE THINGS

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WAY TOO FAR

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(Nah just let him soak in that vileness)