Funny how god never tells them to do something they don't actually want to do in the first place or that doesn't benefit them, innit?
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And that is pretty much how everything goes in the church. Everything you do is because The Lord told you to. So glad I freed myself from that circus.
If you're doing business with a religious son of a bitch, get ... it ... in ... writing. His word isn't worth shit, not with The Good Lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.
-William S. Burroughs, Advice for Young People
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Out of the $1.3 [million], half a million dollars went to the IRS [Internal Revenue Services],
Yeah, so like, don't be so upset because it wasn't really 1.3 million I stole. The g o v e r n m e n t stole a half million of your hard earned money you invested.
Holy men (and women) should stick to the tried-and-true grift of their profession.
Even better:
The pastor and his wife marketed their “practically worthless” cryptocurrency, INDXcoin, to Christian communities in Denver, telling them that “God told him people would become wealthy” if they invested, the Colorado Division of Securities said.
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In keeping with the finest traditions of religion.
Most of these people I think somehow manage to fail some mental check on internal dialog. Of course our internal dialogs are like "do iiiit!", but most of us recognize that as wrong and ignore it. I think these guys just go "Oh, lord I've been waiting to hear from you again! Oh, I should just do anything I want!? COOL!"
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Lets be honest, is his story any less believable than the contents of the Bible?
He failed the Lord's test miserably
"Get yourself something nice. "
- The big man upstairs
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The lord tells me he should be penniless rotting in prison.
So does that mean he's an atheist now?
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Christ called that Lord Mammon, you heathen.. you're gonna burn in Hell for lying with his name in your mouth..
Lord bling bling
The lord does indeed move in mysterious ways.
You cant prove he didn’t and we don’t doubt the word of God in our new christofacist wonderland.
Given what I know about Republican God and Supply Side Jesus, I'd say that he's just doing his lord's work as intended.
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