checks the room

everyone's mad and frowning

"Quick, hand me the backup speech."

This fucking guy never stands for anything.

It took this ghoul a week to say something and you just know he means it’s a "necessary tragedy" because they love this. I wish him and his base a very ironic demise.

What’s “tragic” is that Abbott keeps getting re-elected. (And Cruz. And Patrick. And Paxton.)

Fuck off and fall in the river you lecherous cripple. No-one wants your crocodile tears.

A one star governor for the one star state