“And that’s how I lost my medical license”

Nah, the cans are so old, this is just his stuff before he got his PhD

"Excuse me?! I didn't spend 6 years getting my soda medical degree just to be called MR pepper."

Or he’s a surgeon in the uk

It's because no matter what his patients came in with, they left with diabetes.

You can't just be out here practicing medicine without a license

Now Mr. Pibb is going to go back to school.

I always heard it was an honorary doctorate.

Pour one out for the homie

He stopped using his doctor title after many people, mainly cranks, misused theirs.

Maybe he was a surgeon?

PhD*