Those berries never stood a chance

That is a very big hole for the amount of splatter that occurs.

It's like when I give my dog a hardboiled egg and either he swallows it on one gulp or I find bits of yolk all over the house.

In case anyone still doubted that birds are modern day dinosaurs.

I imagine he plays Huey Lewis and the News while doing this?

Well Clarice. Have the berries stopped screaming yet?

I like that you outlined the doorway for us.

Seeing this really gives you an idea of why berries evolved to have their seeds spread all around.

Cute dog

Bruce consumes in the flesh dome

You need a pulled apart Barbie doll in there.

I recently had a fairly invasive surgery - sufficiently so that they made me stay overnight to make sure I could walk afterwards.

During my recovery I was in a semi private room. The other occupant was named Bruce. I saw him walk to the bathroom once, but didn't see any more of him than his butt (because of hospital gowns) until we both left.

We talked a lot, though. He was almost exactly twice my age, so our views didn't perfectly align, but otherwise he was very nice.

edit: I couldn't say for certain what he was doing on the other side of the curtain but I never witnessed him eating berries or occupying a dome.

Khorne cares not from where the blood flows.

It looks like cleanup after the merman in Cabin in the Woods!

Should've called him Dexter

Dexter kill room.

Last name "Banner", by chance?

"Puny berry!" [Roaaaars]

Note like the thunderdome... Good thing some red fruit was left or it would have looked like a dexter scene

A lesson was learned.

now teach him to do his own house cleaning

What's wrong with his feet?