Horrible, horrible human being. Not going to cry.

Haha Mitch and Lindsey in the same week, hell yeah!

This is actually amazing timing.

This will force McConnell's hand. If he's alive he'll need a PRETTY good excuse to be missing Graham's funeral.

At the oval office.

"We need to change the narrative of Mitch kicking the bucket. We need some low life ass-kissing loser to take one for the team."

Lindsey: "I wish I could die more than once"

🦀

I first heard of the guy back in the SOPA and PIPA bullshit in 2012. I heard him say 'you don't get a lawyer' if you are accused of terrorism.

Now he is dead and facing final judgement, and I am quite confident he is going to be denied a lawyer there, too.

Republicans are certainly going to great lengths to stop the media from discussing Mitch McConnell.

I think Lindsey will have a great afterlife working as an apologist and spokesperson for the Devil.

The Magic Kingdoms called the greatest of its Mouseketeers home, to that great big brain freezer deep underground the House of Mouse.

Sudden? I mean....maybe if we're talking geological time. Just because the symptoms finally overwhelmed it doesn't mean it wasn't a seething cesspool rife with disease all this time...

OH NO.

...snicker Anyways

Remember that hot second where you were kinda sorta one of the good ones?

Anyway, bye.