This is the second worm found in this guy...

For unexplained reasons, the [first] worm was not identified, and he was not treated with anti-parasitic drugs after the discovery.

I'm trying to imagine pulling a parasite out of a guy and not even wondering what kind it is.

It was still alive, and slithered and squirmed on the surgical table.

Great.

The man’s only recollection of a possible exposure was eating raw snake meat during military service 50 years prior.

Based

Imagine shooting a load and it crawls back up your dick for some reason.

Humans aren’t a definitive host for the worms, and they become destined to aimlessly wander through our meat sacks.

What a way with words!

I'm sure the worm was equally surprised to find the doctors

Fuck this so much

Well when I had elective surgery they found a live anaconda in my groin

….

I’ll show myself out…

Quote: "Adding to the oddity, the man told the surgeons that this had actually happened to him before..."

Sounds like he drinks unboiled lake/river water. Gross.

Nope. Nope nope nope.

"Hey babe, I got ten inches in my pants..."

Good thing he got to worm his way out of this dilemma.

Lifespan was 20-30 years. Least it could have done was pick up a case of beer.

In worm lore they're piloting this dude like an eva and their bravest keep getting taken by malevolent gods

Lovely. Encountered this post while eating and as I'm about to be full.

Something something monkey paw

raw snake meat??

Sperm worm.