I went through a rollercoaster with this post.

At first I thought someone stole multiple NHL Stanley cups of which there is one.

Then I thought she was arrested because of the volume of cups she owned and no other reason.

I thought this was an onion article. I'll put myself to bed now.

People who don't know about the new cups by a company named Stanley: "Dang. She must really like hockey!"

Best thing about this craze and scalping trend is that there are thousands of insulated mug brands and many are just as good or better so you can just buy something else if you want.

Unlike the GPU or PS5 scalping crazes.

I love the photo of the stuff on the hood like it's some big drug bust

I wanna see the mug shot... I'll see myself out 🤣

This Stanley cup thing is pissing me off because I have one of those green trigger coffee mugs that needs a new lid. You can't get replacement parts for practically any Stanley cup.

I could get a different coffee cup, but why should I change when it's these TikTok water cup weirdos that suck?

And the Leafs can't even get one.

What makes these better than hydro flask or yeti? Or their ripoffs?

I was so confused. I thought it was the hockey NHL Stanley Cup. Then it's worth more than that. Then how are they multiple? Then are they like miniature novelty ones? Then how do you get so many to be worth that much?

Crime aside, if I ever spend $45 on a water bottle, you all have permission to kill me.

Factory cost is a few dollars

Hol-leee shit, $2500 worth of consumer goods trash. Put this woman in jail! If the government wasn't so tied up on witch hunts, like Trump staging an insurrection, we would have to resources to weed out this trash once and for all.

Completely off topic but...

Does the Stanley cup have a sticker saying the product might cause cancer in the state of California?

Also why does every product I see potential cause cancer in the state of California only?

That is all. I'm too lazy to Google the question but thought I would annoy someone about it here.

Thank you.

Not every single day, but quite often, I'm reminded of how much I hate the general public and continue to be amazed at the new and exciting ways it's shown off.

Mindless consumerism.

Is this commodity fetishism?

... accused of grand theft.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I honestly don't get these fads. Last one that left me scratching my head like this was the yeti cooler craze, and before that was the instapot craze. Mindless hyper consumerism, that will be used just as much as your last mug, cooler, pot all of which are likely in a landfill now.

So she had like 0.0003% of the Stanley Cup?! A 1/3 of a percent of the Stanley Cup by weight would be something like 1.8 OZ, so maybe enough to peel off one team's roster?

(And yeah now I know, it's a bunch of mugs, not that Stanley Cup.)