I'll take the nuke, thanks. Humanity has gone too far.

Note that this doesn't actually exist before you consider harming yourself.

thanks i hate it

I'm not saying I would never try it, I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk before.

Clearly this is an eldritch abomination

Not saying I wouldn't give it a taste though

That's a sin.

My thoughts are I came here to get away from ads. Is there no moderation?

Savages, cool range pairs with Mountain Dew, any sommelier can tell you that.