The knowledge is forbidden, for if crabs were to learn to read, they would verily rise up and overcome us all with their supreme carcinised forms.

Just remind them that it's natural to be curious about crab literacy, but they need to find a more healthy outlet for these feelings.

If you teach a crab to read, it will want books

Surveillance on kids creeps me out even if it's a parental control. Most of us grew up with tech illiterate parents and it let us grow by asking things we were too embarrassed to ask anyone we know.

The Netherwatcher watches nether regions for crabs, then?

"Made my laugh as hard as this" makes me wonder how their laugh gets a boner 😅

Kapersky