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[–] 56 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)
  • [–] 28 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    Now I've got a Korn masterpiece stuck in my head! Thanks 😁

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  • [–] 26 points 4 weeks ago

    ...every morning?

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  • [–] 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    You’ve heard of elf on a shelf but have you heard of…

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  • [–] 16 points 4 weeks ago

    I volunteer to be leashed

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  • [–] 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    the breakdown is just the sounds of a twink gagging

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  • [–] 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    mhm mhm yes this. i want to lead them around the house and the garden and pull them closer and and and back into the house and into the bedroom and

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  • [–] 10 points 4 weeks ago

    So like, do I bring the leash or are they provided... 👉🏻👈🏻

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  • [–] 9 points 4 weeks ago

    But does the twink know how to twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie?

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  • As it should be

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  • [–] 8 points 4 weeks ago

    Twink on a leash to the tune of band on the run

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