“Heterosexual, sober men who marry girls and read Bibles, we’re the new punk rock!” the pastor Mark Driscoll said in a fiery sermon that brought attendees to their feet.

Ah, yes. The insecure, cowardly fascist is leading the new face of punk rock. You know, the punk rock that's famously antiestablishment, antifascist, and anti-normative; they're great bedfellows with theofascists! /s

To which I say: Nazi punks fuck off!

Basically the annual American Nutcase Organisation meetup.