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[–] 128 points 3 years ago (1 child)

when you hire a cannibal to write the news

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  • [–] 66 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    Arsonists. A calorie is a measure of energy needed to heat and they increased the temperature of the building. Thus, high calorie.

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    [–] 48 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    This screams manufactured outrage.

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    [–] 48 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    passive aggressive body positivity

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  • [–] 31 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Two gravitationally gifted pachyderms wanted for setting a flame's kiss to a personal urban retreat.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 years ago* (2 children)

    Two fat fucks cheeto snorting, cheezwiz drinking, McDonald's serial eater, watermelon-with-feet-looking land whales

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  • [–] 27 points 3 years ago

    They prefer the term 'horizontally challenged'

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  • [–] 25 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Screw you guys ! am not fat, am just a high calorie human.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    When you try not to offend anybody and end up making it worse

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago

    I don't know, calling myself high calorie sounds nicer than calling myself fat. Maybe I'll call myself high calorie from now on.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago

    could have used "body-positive" for more positivity

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago

    Damn they gonna burn that calories

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago

    That's a fantastic pun.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago

    This is valuable information, if you are interested in eating them.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    Is it ok if I’m laughing? I don’t want to offend my low calories soy milk.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    How will they ever be recognized with those little masks

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    Imperfect Cell writing articles now?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    It's just someone being a smug asshole. Why else would they waste text to describe something that is shown in the picture.

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    Two fat hoes

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    [–] 1 point 3 years ago (9 children)

    God forbid anyone use the word "obese." Don't want to trigger anyone.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    To be fair to people who are offended by this, the weight of the criminal seems entirely irrelevant so it's pretty obvious that the intention was to rile people up.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    The weight of the criminal is as relevant as their height, if not more. It's not as long-term stable as height, but it's at least as important as an identifier. Even more so in countries where obesity isn't that common.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    There are some that consider the term obese to be derogatory.

    I don't agree with that opinion, but I can understand where they come from. I generally support body positivity with a heavy dose of realism. Being overweight shouldn't be a reason for someone to treat you poorly, but pushing the idea that being overweight isn't unhealthy is where I draw the line.

    If I were medically overweight I'm sure I would also not like any term that directly points to something considered a very negative trait, however clinical the word is.

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