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Arsonists. A calorie is a measure of energy needed to heat and they increased the temperature of the building. Thus, high calorie.
This screams manufactured outrage.
passive aggressive body positivity
Two gravitationally gifted pachyderms wanted for setting a flame's kiss to a personal urban retreat.
Two fat fucks cheeto snorting, cheezwiz drinking, McDonald's serial eater, watermelon-with-feet-looking land whales
Screw you guys ! am not fat, am just a high calorie human.
When you try not to offend anybody and end up making it worse
I don't know, calling myself high calorie sounds nicer than calling myself fat. Maybe I'll call myself high calorie from now on.
Is it ok if I’m laughing? I don’t want to offend my low calories soy milk.
Two "utes" 😉
It's just someone being a smug asshole. Why else would they waste text to describe something that is shown in the picture.
Pictures are transcribed all the time for the visually impaired.
God forbid anyone use the word "obese." Don't want to trigger anyone.
To be fair to people who are offended by this, the weight of the criminal seems entirely irrelevant so it's pretty obvious that the intention was to rile people up.
There are some that consider the term obese to be derogatory.
I don't agree with that opinion, but I can understand where they come from. I generally support body positivity with a heavy dose of realism. Being overweight shouldn't be a reason for someone to treat you poorly, but pushing the idea that being overweight isn't unhealthy is where I draw the line.
If I were medically overweight I'm sure I would also not like any term that directly points to something considered a very negative trait, however clinical the word is.
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