Halp my pp is haunted.

And where would one find this repugnant den of heretical iniquity? So one can avoid it, of course.

Who the fuck was the snitch!

For context - https://youtu.be/ujuGKvMSeWA

Post nut clarity sanctity.

A photo of the church is more than enough for geoguessers to figure it out.

She practiced, did she get better?

Hey, try not to slay any demons on the way through the parking lot!

Um hi I have a demon

That’s just the next thing you do when praying the gay away doesn’t work.

🎶 There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen 🎶

Demons hate this little trick.

I'm sure you have to be an acquainted faithful to receive that service

Pretty sure I've seen that plot somewhere

As an atheist I've suddenly realized that there is a demon living in my penis.

Send help. Specifically this pastor.

Hallelujah

When googling on this, I find more people. Here is a old pastor who did the same:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/pastor-sucking-demons-sex-assault-william-weaver-new-jersey-church-a9011761.html

So you should all know that I founding a new church!

The Church of the Clean Bill of Health!

Got a clean bill of health? You're welcome at my church!

I have a gluttony demon. This may require repeat appointment-Er, I mean "anointments"

The power of Christ compelled her to swallow hog.

I am pretty sure there are porn movies with this exact theme

We have female pastors now?

Should've advertised it as an exorcism.

Remember how Jesus pulled out a demon (or demons) named Legion? They're in me and I desperately need this woman's help. Please. I'm suffering.

Edit: Actually, this could have got me to go to church.

But which church? There are so many disgusting demon sucking pastors.

Briss+

The body of Christ, given for you. Take and eat.

I'm pretty sure I have demon in me. Where do I apply?