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[–] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's a terrible deal even in 2026 dollars, but $19.95 in the 80s is over $70 now. If you or someone you know are struggling to look like an ass for less than $70, please DM me. I can achieve similar results at half the cost.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Lol, like you could get the cut just right for those high kicks.

    You need a master ninja to come up with that shit.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Honestly, that's the exact kind of marketing that I'd expect to work well with the brand.

    The commercial could be about the ceremonial process of making the shorts in feudal Japanese tradition, especially including a part where one person throws regular jeans at a blindfolded person with a sword who cuts them midair into the perfect jorts.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Another deeply closeted biggot: Norris sucks.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Reminds me of Lt. Dangle on Reno 911 cutting his uniform pants into shorts so he could "move like a cheetah"

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    I saw an interview with the actor for him, and he said it was hard getting used to his penis sticking out the end of his shorts, but he managed.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

    I'm pretty sure I've noticed thigh highs are more lemmy style :p

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    Every time, I'm endlessly amused by the implications of putting "adult size" on there. "This is not just for kids, despite what you might think because of the person promoting them." So weird.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs here on lemny. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    There are dozens of us.. dozens!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Check out them gams!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    lemmy user

    Adult Size

    Yeah, if they got Adult Size +++....

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  • Boots? Fucking boots in this weather?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Found my next gonewild inspo

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