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[–] 66 points 1 month ago

aftercredits.com

i usually just look it up to see if a movie has a stinger before getting in the theatre.

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  • [–] 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Tell me more about Benedict Cumberbatch deepthroating Chris Hemsworth.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    He used those portals to do telesucking

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    He was suckn everyone, even him self

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    He bum fucked himself using a portal by just moving the portal back and forth across his ween.

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  • [–] 46 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    I always stay through the credits of every movie I see theatrically, it's something my dad raised me to do... Out of respect for the people who made the movie he said.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    LoTR Extended Editions are something like 40 minutes of credits after a 2.5 hour movie. I don’t think I could.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    I like to read the names aloud with friends and talk about the made up things they did. Bob Smith? Best Boy? Yeah he is. Helped me move last weekend. Jane Johnson? Second unit director? First in my heart, the one that got away. Etc.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 month ago*

    The after credits thing was neat when the movies were a spectacle. Now they’re releasing like 15 lovelessly turbospeed-produced marvel films per year and I’m maybe watching them on tv. Waiting through the credits is a dead premise.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    if you hated the movie, i understand leaving as fast as possible. but if you liked the movie? won't you stay there a little longer, think about the movie, let it think in, spend some time in the mindset of the movie before returning to everyday life?

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  • [–] 36 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I need to pee when the movie is over. If I want to sit and contemplate the plot, I can do it on the toilet

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    There's at least one app, (RunPee) and probably some websites, that will tell you the best time to take a quick mid-movie break. Then you can be comfortable even if the movie runs long. I usually pick a big fight scene myself because there's less dialogue/plot development and the outcome will be apparent on my return. I do miss the theater from my childhood that piped the soundtrack in to the bathrooms.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    It always seems to me thst nobody stays for the post cred. They presumably feel they can just watch it on YouTube. Maybe it's to avoid spoilers? In which case they're actually smarter than me.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Business idea for cinemas. Put ads between credits and post-credits scenes.

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    [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    I don't need to know who owns the licenses to the 40 background tracks, or which 3D artist crunched long nights to make that bendy spaghetti Black Panther fighting scene.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Real and gay.

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  • [+] -9 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    What the fuck is wrong with you?

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