Took the family to a small family-owned zoo. Also touched an alligator. All the animals can be hand fed. Grilled some hamburgers and hand fed myself, too.

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[–] 38 points 1 month ago (1 child)

I'm sorry, I have to downvote this for not being dull.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Yeah, I don’t come here to have my sense of childlike wonder replenished!

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  • [–] 18 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Picture shows an astonishing lack of giraffe-appropriate sized trees

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Aside from my personal views on zoos in general, I took the family and (and met our friends there) for a kids' day. There were no trees in the enclosure, but there was a giraffe-appropriate sized tether ball. 🤷‍♂️

    The giraffea are fed carrots, green beans, and acacia leaves (at an eye-watering markup) 3 timers per day from the park guests. Judging by what I saw today that was about 100 people feeding 4 animals. I'm sure they are also receiving proper giraffe nutrition from the park caretakers. All the animals look healthy and are probably over-fed, to be honest. There are stations throughout the park to purchase food pellets that can be given to all the animals.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago

    Yeah man you haven't lived til you've had an animals two-foot long purple tongue come reaching through some bars and grab you by the wrist! Aye-yai-yai!

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 1 month ago

    It wasn't life-changing haha. They have short, coarse hair and if I didn't have a carrot stick to feed him he wasn't at all interested in the petting lol. They have a very long, purplish tongue that they curl around the food they eat to draw it into their mouths. And that tongue is wet and sticky. But hey, I got to pet one 😁

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    That's a great photo thanks for sharing

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    The Dull Men's club is getting less and less dull (^_^)

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    thats awesome; not dull; I am calling the mods and the dullness police

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Not sure hand feeding an alligator is wise...

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    While they can't be domesticated, they can be tamed. Also it's stupid easy to hold their jaws shut. Like a 5 or 6 year old kid would have the strength to keep their jaws shut. I agree with you though. I wouldn't get near the tame ones when I went to a gator farm in Florida. I still maintain that place is a front for the mob.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Gator Land? I went there as a kid, but still remember it indifferently

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    And it's World Giraffe Day today! Just found out from doing the NYT crossword.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Stupid longhorses

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Weren't you mildly infuriated by this very zoo?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    not sure I want to hand feed an alligator.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    All the animals can be hand fed.

    I hope you didn't feed your hand to the alligator.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 month ago

    We get it, you're not a vegan; why do you have to mention it so many times every single day?

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