Pay one democracy, create an orange 1/12 fascist token with menace that has god damn shroud for some fucking reason.

For people out of the loop, here's the original:

Excellent meem

Swamps tap for black mana.

This is from the R site. I would start a MTG shitposting/memes community on Lemmy; I have plenty of content but no idea what I'm doing.

This is brilliant

When Reflecting Pool comes into play, pay $300 billion.

Tap: Add U or G to your mana pool.

I think you have to tap an island in order to get that juicy green mana

Ok, I genuinely laughed