Just in case: Only shoot flare guns when you see or hear rescuers. Those things are only visible for about a minute. You want people to actually be around for that and not just make pretty lights.

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This pun is a crime against humanity.

This made me thought of "DJ" Khaled https://youtu.be/7wJmViFxsH0

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