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[–] [S] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

breaks into Iran unprovoked

murders 150 schoolchildren, plus hundreds of other civilians

kills the leader of Iran

gives 30 billion to Iran to not close the Strait of Hormuz

refuses to elaborate

leaves?

Can anyone tell me the fuck was the point of any of this?

(jk, I already know it's to distract from the domestic problem of the US president being outed as a pedophile)

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Three hundred billion.

    Bibi told trump, "three day operation, in and out like Venezuela, they'll love you in the midterms". And dealmaker fartist trump promptly gets his mushroom caught in the fence.

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Jesus fucking Christ, what!?

    I skimmed over the news with a sense of exhaustion, and now I'm just...

    ... what are we, doubling Iran's GDP?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago

    i'Ll DeStRoY yOuR wHoLe CiViLiZaTiOn

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    France is important. France remains important. That's all I can think of.

    Seems odd that we're having treaties of Versailles in 2026, but here we are all the same.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    We have a mighty fine place to sign treaties, might as well use it 🤷

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