Then explain the orcs?

Oh, shit, wait. They're the step-children?

Wait who is Gandalf's ex in LOTR

Saruman?

I love how that also applies to Harry Potter.

Obligatory note: The author is a terrible person and she'll never get another dime from me.

That’s not hanging out with the boys. “The boys” are friends you know, like, and trust. You were just out with some random guys - or at least, that guy was some random guy.

Somethin' wrong with the boys when the boys alone, man.

You got shitty boys. Hope you corrected and embarrassed him.

My boys just want to play MTG and D&D. Different set of problems..

Young girls are just a stupid fetish once you're past 25. You can't even talk with them, you're both just on way different wavelengths

You need different boys.

I got together with some of my old college buds a while back, and they got drunk and started droning on about how much they loved and depended on their wives and how they never imagined they'd grow up to be excited about settling down and redecorating and shit, but that it was amazing.

It was wholesome as fuck.

I mean, it's not like you're forcing "college girls" to meet you.

the likelihood of them being creeped out is high though. like probably 3% would be into it. 🤷

You need the kind of boys who spend their time speedrunning Terraria instead of being creepy around girls

Gotta champion those balls for the boys 😏