wow a whole lot of assumptions there. when getting electrolysis the critical factor in how well it works (at least for galvanic/blend) is the amount of moisture in the pores. being even a little dehydrated means theres enough less water in the pores to reduce the effectiveness and means each hair needs to be treated much longer. thats not ideal because a beard has thousands of hairs. so for best results you want to be as hydrated as possible.

as far as caffeine, its a diuretic, so while you're caffeinated its hard to stay very hydrated. i dont like those other caffeine drinks. i like white monster. i drink too much when its available. this has a significant detrimental effect on electrolysis, thus my comment.

also i eat my fucking veggies so fuck off with your patronizing bullshit. dick.