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[–] 80 points 2 months ago

Facebook-tier ragebait

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  • [–] 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    But you can't stop with the nose! Get the biggest cheek bones you can imagine, lose 25 pounds, and look like Skeletor with skin! It isn't cheap to look this bad...

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    See, here’s where your wrong. All those “Mar a lago face” people? Those actually ARE lizard people in human skins. And those human skins are surprisingly affordable

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Weight is actually something that can affect the child. There was a study that found that people who were overweight when conceiving had children that were more likely to be overweight, even if they lost weight before birth.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    My immediate thought is nature vs nurture... In many cases an overweight person has a life style that causes being overweight. A fit person has a life style that encourages being fit. Do you wake up early to use the gym before work? Do you use the electric scooter at the store so you don't have to walk? Do you eat a dinner of fresh vegetables, a starch, and a piece of meat? Do you throw a box of corn dogs in the microwave for 2 minutes as dinner?

    These probably influence if the child will be over weight a lot more.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    For the sake of info this is Fiore Ciminello, an Argentine Tiktok user who was getting surgery to correct a deviated septum, not a nose job. She posted a video making a nose job joke, and the Internet got whooshed and took it seriously.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    The problem with the Internet getting wooshed, is that for this one influencer who made it a joke, there are a dozen more who genuinely are dumb enough to think that's how it works and will do the procedures to influence their fans and believe their own ignorance.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago

    They cut out the last line

    They will be born with a perfect nose on their mother that they can inherit when she passes

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  • [+] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    Stupidmaxxing

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    If anything this will work in REVERSE.

    If she has several children as a result of her now superior adaptation skills, they may have the same genetic abnormalities with their noses. But hey, they will know the fix, right?

    Rhinoplastic Surgeons love this thought process!

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  • [+] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
    [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    August Weismann figured this out quite a while ago.

    (And Mendel, but he didn’t do “body mods.”)

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  • [–] -1 points 2 months ago

    Smarter than most nazis

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