Sorry. I just love attention but I'm broke af.
Thanks though.

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[–] 24 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Joke’s on you, neither my time nor my attention are valuable.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    I’m always paying attention to you. Logging everything, creating personality profiles. Scoring you on a scale of how easy it would be to manipulate you into overthrowing a small third world country or assassinating a world leader. You know just fun stuff

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Not true. I received this amazing meme, and now maybe even some of YOUR valuable time and attention.

    You gotta up your trade game.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    You think you're getting my time and attention for nothing but i am getting your time and effort for nothing.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    I feel violated…

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Now, if only you could monetise getting people's attention...

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Me, when I see somebody else's cute dog.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Believe it or not... For me, it was an increase in productivity, this day at least

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Scrolling on socials be like.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    this poster can’t hurt me because I can’t read

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