My in-laws will buy this and only realize once they get home. I swear they always pick up the wrong item. I have no idea how they manage to never read what they're picking up.

Latest example: I needed some Tylenol. They came back with a sleep aid.

Well I won't be sticking around.

Don’t mean to be a party pooper but this is attempted murder. A low effort one, but still.

Can we ...taste test it while we wait?

Ah. Walmart.

I was wracking my brain trying to think of what kind of store could possibly sell both those products.

I can't see what the other bottles are, the picture's too compressed. Only "school glue" is readable.

I always thought the Elmer's mascot was a bull because collagen from rendered bovine carcasses was a common base for glues. Turns out I was right, but still wrong...

Well, when's the expiration date?