Shower oranges are surprisingly kick-ass. Had a few but gave it up after the novelty wore off and I was just wasting water to have a somewhat more exciting, cumbersome, and probably unsanitary orange.

Ribs in the shower is a definite timesaver.

Beer, wine, or mead in a shower is a good time. This is just… not heresy, but something close.

I mean we all get perverted thoughts, like, “Oh hell yeah, shower burrito” but we need that self control or else the drain is clogged with cheese.

Cotton candy has to be the worst shower snack.

The best is definitely beer.

If someone sends me a picture like this, they're getting a "wellness check".

I thought that was part of a pickle spear on the shelf below

Why is nobody concerned about the pickle?
Is it a pickle??

The hygiene in this is non-existent.

Shower beer > shower ruben

Since we're apparently doing shower-food horrors, I'm just going to propose Ortolan.

There are no dry corners in my shower. The shower head rules all. Only beer is allowed.

Duh. Soup, obv. It's already wet.

We had a large system outage in the 90's and they flew in technicians to rebuilt the whole system.

One of the guy, somehow some way managed to wedge in a shower beer into conversation.

A shower beer?

"A shower beer... it's the best thing ever, really hot water, really cold beer"

I tried it, honestly didn't get it.

The shower ruben has me way more interested. But I think the steam in the air would ruin some of the aromatic notes.

Also, I can't find good corned beef anywhere near here.

Shower beer is hard to beat

Anyone not saying shower orange is objectively wrong.

They made a whole subreddit about the phenomenon if you're a nonbeliever. It's an experience that transcends snacks.

Icy pops. Known by many different names regionally, it's those plastic tubes with frozen sugar water in them

https://www.qwant.com/?client=brz-vivaldi&q=ice+pop&t=images&o=0%3AA3A9951BC98D76027B386E42247997588DBA4902

Hot water on skin + sweet frozen water in mouth = mmmmmmm

Is that a sweet potato on the bottom shelf?

Shower chickpeas is the way to go. Pop open a can, rinse in the shower, eat fistfulls. Yim yum.

Kramer shower salad.

If you're not having Ovaltine made of your own shower water, are you even drinking your Ovaltine?