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[–] 133 points 3 months ago (5 children)

What are you talking about? They will measure it wrong 3 times, cut it wrong while saying it's correct.

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  • [–] 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    They will measure it wrong 3 times, cut it wrong while saying it’s correct.

    Are we talking about the AI or the contractor?

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  • [–] 36 points 3 months ago (5 children)
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    It does my head in how we ignore the shit answers language models give (I refuse to call them intelligent).

    I swear unless it's baby shit, like where is the syntax error in this script, it almost always gets it wrong.

    Making fresh scripts, even with padentic level prompting and detail just ends up with a script with multiple errors.

    I've realised I would have written it just as quickly (after all the iteration work) if I had just done it myself.

    The only I find LLMS are good for are glorified search engines. And even then it's horrifying how inefficient chatgpt is for search compared to say Google.

    Not to mention it's run by a sociopath.

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  • [–] 34 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I assure you it can give you three different measurements from the same picture then go on to explain why it’s okay to eat the plywood.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Have you seen AI with numbers? It doesn’t calculate, it just trying to give a statistically-likely answer (just like it does for every other next-word in its answer).

    Some of them have to drop back to deterministic software tools (and even then sometimes they’re called with incorrect parameters because “intent” lol)

    AI already emulates dumbasses it just got no legs. Don’t worry though, soon they’ll give it legs and guns. Nothing can go wrong guys. trust me bro the future is now

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    [–] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I mean.... it absolutely will get it wrong.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I'd like to see AI change blinker fluid or bring the foreman a bucket of steam

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Wouldn't even know where to find a left handed screw driver

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    I can see AI measuring something 3 times and cutting it wrong, more than I can see AI measuring things once and cutting it right.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    I feel like that's what AI specializes in

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    AI does it five times, in my experience.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    The problem is that you measured 3 times everyone knows you only measure twice and cut once

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    The only thing hindering AI from taking 99% of the jobs is that robotic engineers still can't create a robot with the same level of dexterity as human hands.

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    [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    I'd like to see AI miss work because it's Grandma died... Again

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Good luck trying to emulate a dumbass, dumbass.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    i'd like to see ai measure something 3 times and get 4 different numbers

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Can AI shit post on Lemmy while pretending to work? Didn't think so.

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    [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Meanwhile ChatGPT setting a timer:

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    At least Ai will say sorry you are right, I pulled the measurements out of my ass

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Hey, why don't you try cutting your dimensional lumber with a gas-powered chainsaw and be more accurate, eh?

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    [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    This is why you always use the same tape measure. Tapes can measure differently, and some even need a set amount of tension to stretch it properly.

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